The Day the Penis asked for a Raise from Anudip
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
– I do physical labor.
– I work at great depths.
– I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
– I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
– I work in a damp environment.
– I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
– I work in high temperatures.
– My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely, P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
– You do not work 8 hours straight.
– You fall asleep after brief work periods.
– You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
– You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
– You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
– You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
– You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
– You will retire well before you are 65.
– You are unable to work double shifts.
– You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task..
– And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, V. Gina
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